March 2011
1 post
Worker bees can leave, even drones can fly away, the queen is their slave.
February 2011
2 posts
Occasionally I’ll be listening to a song I’ve known innocently my entire life and realize it’s very obviously (cont) http://tl.gd/8udqd0
“Welcome to downtown Coolsville. Population: us.”
December 2010
2 posts
It's a pajama wearing, book reading, movie...
November 2010
2 posts
October 2010
0 posts
September 2010
2 posts
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
– Mark Twain
July 2010
4 posts
1 tag
Tweets are like farts. They are short, sometimes funny, and you’re the only one who thinks yours don’t stink.
Legend of the seeker is for pervs.
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
1 tag
If anyone needs a google wave invite, reblog this...
(via arrete)
maddoxymore@gmail.com
November 2009
7 posts
Top 15: Unnecessary Knowledge
itsgabbith:
Every year approximately 2,500 left-handed people are killed by using object or machinery designed for right-handed people.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
It’s estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.
Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp...
October 2009
4 posts
September 2009
2 posts
yo im real happy for you, ima let you finish, but...
July 2009
1 post
Artist gets money to study asses
A CHEEKY artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant - to look at girls’ bums.
Sue Williams was given the cash to “explore cultural attitudes towards female buttocks”.
She will create plaster cast moulds of women’s behinds to try to understand their place in contemporary culture.
Swansea-based Mrs Williams, 53, will also examine different racial attitudes towards bums in Europe and...
June 2009
48 posts
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my D is pretty H
What’re the top movie parties of all time? Toga Party from Animal House, Masquerade in Eyes Wide Shut, etc..
Sexy Towel Drops and whisky grimaces.
I care more about the weather this weekend than any other crap out on the internet right now.
Thoughts on Transformers 2
skishua:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen might be the worst movie you see this summer. Heck, it might be the worst of 2009. It’s gaudy, reckless, inane, nauseating, and even casually racist and misogynistic. It’s also the most fun I’ve had at a movie this entire year and, truthfully, deserves a bit more than the average ‘IT WAS TOO LOUD!’ review. I’ll spare you my attempt at...
“We celebrate the lives of the dead,
It’s like a man’s best party, only happens...”
– City And Colour, Body In A Box (via eeaysee)
